Best #ParentFails Of All Time

You know that feeling when you’re in the supermarket and you see someone else’s kid playing up and you get all warm and fuzzy inside…? Because then you know it’s not just you! That’s why we all love reading about#parentfails! Here are our favourite ones…

Sliding Down The Stairs Is Fun

I just involuntarily showed my 2 year old how to slide down the steps on your butt #parentfail #momfail #isuck

— Tales Of A Tired Mom (@TalesOfTiredMom) April 10, 2017

We’ve All Been There

Well Madelyn shouldnt have any acid reflux for awhile😡.. why don’t childrens tums have childproof lids😡😡 #parentfail #damnit #ihavethatkid

— Ashley (@AMcCormick_NP) April 10, 2017

Oops. Ah well, all is forgiven I’m sure

Glad our church welcomes all children….even barefoot ones..lol #oops #parentfail #viewgroups https://t.co/3o21yUHObA

— Katie Crank (@katiejoycrank) April 10, 2017

Euw Gross Stuff Alert

New superfood smoothie or rediscovered lost bottle of formula? #newdad #parentfail #smoothie #Superfoods #balham pic.twitter.com/t5jFzCUSkj

— NewDad2016 (@NewDad042016) April 7, 2017

The Washing Machine Ate My Homework…

Brilliant. Have put 7 year old’s reading log through the washing machine. #parentfail pic.twitter.com/LxWsVHdy1h

— Henrietta Creasey (@HenCreasey) March 24, 2017

Amazing Confession!!

Ash lost a tooth after dinner and I don’t have cash so I borrowed some money from her wallet lol #parentfail

— Natalia Harmond (@Talliberry) March 24, 2017

Clearly A Dedicated Dad After All

I said “no” to kids’ hockey b/c of untimely hours. Presently sitting in a curling club awaiting a 9pm game. #parentfail

— Mike Hamilton (@westboromike) March 24, 2017

Parenting… It’s a Delicate Balance

In this morning’s domestic crisis, the Frosties are inedible due to fractionally too much milk. #parentfail #toomuchmilk #tonythetiger

— Mark Gristock (@Mark_Gristock) March 23, 2017

This Is Actually Unbelievably Cute
It’s when you say something they’ve never heard before and they take it so literally, and you just think… it’s my fault.

3 yo: Don’t like my satsuma. Me: Just give it a bash. 3 yo: *smacks satsuma as hard as 3 yo can manage*. #parentfail

— Ben Gibbins (@BenGibbins) March 22, 2017

Singing Is Part and Parcel of Being A Parent
Even if you’re not very good at it, don’t know the words and get the wrong song anyway.

Just figured out the tune I use to sing the song in Marcelo Mouse is Duran Duran’s Rio. Only been 3 months #newdad #parentfail #DuranDuran

— NewDad2016 (@NewDad042016) March 21, 2017

But, But… Did You Find Them Again?
Don’t leave us hanging, there must be more to the story?!